Hanny's Secret Life

21 / F / Poland / asexual / multifandom

I'm a brown-eyed gal from wild Poland. I enjoy some football (Everton, Villarreal, PSV), a bit of classic rock, tea, linguistics, YouTubers (Jacksfilms, OlgaKay, Tobuscus, MyMusic, many more), drawing mindlessly and sleeping for too long. Feel free to message me about anything!

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thefrogman:

The debate rages on.

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

jakemalik:

someone is at the door omg

angel-and-bees:

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

Omg no it´s back!! I´m crying so hard!!! XDDDD

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.